Delivery · Fifth Floor Dispatches · 005
My Favourite Customer Is the One Who Doesn’t Want to See Me
Leave at door. Do not knock. Do not ring. Perfect. Meet at door? That is where the acting begins — especially when the building has its own ideas about who may use the elevator.
Work · 004
A Healthy Lifestyle. With Minor Adjustments.
The consulting contract vanished, there was no regular EI cushion in my situation, and DoorDash could start almost immediately. What looked like a one-week interruption slowly became a new map of Montreal.
Life · 003
Build the Fence. We'll Move the Deadline Later.
The safety argument made sense. The several-thousand-dollar retrofit was mandatory. Then, less than two weeks before the deadline, Quebec decided everyone could have more time.
Delivery · Fifth Floor Dispatches · 002
Buzzer Code: Lambert
The buzzer code was a name, 715 led to a French recording, and the Amazon packages by the door started to make perfect sense.
Delivery · Fifth Floor Dispatches · 001
Fifteen Bags, One Salmon, and the Fifth Floor
Fifteen Walmart bags. One wrong apartment. Fifth floor. Then the salmon enters the story.