Still Reroutinghttps://stillrerouting.comTrue stories from a life that keeps rerouting.Build the Fence. We'll Move the Deadline Later.https://stillrerouting.com/dispatches/build-the-fence-move-the-deadline/https://stillrerouting.com/dispatches/build-the-fence-move-the-deadline/Quebec said the old pool needed a compliant fence by the deadline. We paid. Then the deadline moved.Buzzer Code: Lamberthttps://stillrerouting.com/dispatches/buzzer-code-lambert/https://stillrerouting.com/dispatches/buzzer-code-lambert/The app says the buzzer code is Lambert. The keypad says otherwise.Fifteen Bags, One Salmon, and the Fifth Floorhttps://stillrerouting.com/dispatches/fifteen-bags-one-salmon-fifth-floor/https://stillrerouting.com/dispatches/fifteen-bags-one-salmon-fifth-floor/A delivery driver, fifteen Walmart bags, the wrong fifth floor, and a salmon with excellent timing.